Unbelievable. Exxon’s duck-killing pipeline won’t pay taxes to the oil spill cleanup fund.
“A 1980 law ensures that diluted bitumen is not classified as oil, and companies transporting it in pipelines do not have to pay into the federal Oil Spill Liability Trust Fund.”
(via alice44)
Need an idea of how far Billy Corgan has fallen? Well, the Smashing Pumpkins singer a) is featured in this furniture commercial with the b) wrestling company he owns, and c) the jingle isn’t even a B-side from “Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.” Like Jack White, Corgan has weird hobbies and tastes. Unlike Jack White, they’re lame weird hobbies.
Is this real life?
Klassy.
(via buzzfeed)
Resentment of the Day: Applebee’s Fires Waitress After Her Receipt Post Goes Viral on Reddit
After an Applebee’s waitress’s picture of a receipt with a stiffed tip and an ill-placed complaint went viral earlier this week, the customer who refused to tip the waitress called the restaurant and got her fired. Now angry people on Twitter and Facebook are calling for a boycott of the restaurant chain.
People that don’t tip are the pond scummiest of scum.
Submitted by: sydlow
Thanks sydlow! I just sent this flier to organizers and they love it.
fucking nypd.
(via sparklevomit)
(Source: gifmovie, via feedthecrows)
This exists. Nothing more to add other than the guy behind “Everthing is Terrible!” is brilliant.
The best thing about this is it isn’t even condescending… it doesn’t even poke fun at the religion.
Yes, mormon doctrine is this ridiculous. The only thing missing is crackers turning into flesh and blood after a magic incantation.
-FA
The person who wants control of the launch codes on the top of the GOP ticket believes this. ⇐ READ THIS AGAIN. ಠ_ಠ
Anti-gay group's talking head proposes a new “Underground Railroad to deliver innocent children from same-sex households” »
Are you fucking kidding me???
Child abduction? wtf?! How are these not terroristic threats?
(Source: think-progress)
“Mitt Romney, A Hero In My Mind” ~ New music video for the Mitt Romney for president campaign by Third Eye Prophesies. And, it’s for real.
(Source: cheezburger.com)
I am not amused.



