Sep 18, 2012
@ 11:22 am

#48 Romney Unsubstantiated Rumor

I heard Romney passes the Grey Poupon only to the limousined few of his gated community. (more here)

Jun 19, 2012
@ 11:12 am

#47 Romney Unsubstantiated Rumor

I heard Romney’s safe words are “hostile takeover”.

Jun 18, 2012
@ 3:51 pm

I heard Romney’s magic Mormon underwear are infused with the fibers of the first dollar he procured through vampire capitalism.

Jun 18, 2012
@ 2:59 pm

I heard that Romney took credit for the surge of conservative voting in the Greek elections.

Jun 18, 2012
@ 2:57 pm

I heard Romney thought that a Kit Kat bar was one of those disreputable establishments and ear-muffed his kids when those commercials came on.

Jun 18, 2012
@ 2:43 pm

I heard Romney eats his hamburgers with a fork and knife.