This better be my cake
This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends.
…But they would be all of them decieved, for another cupcake would be made.
In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections.
BEST VALENTINES EVER.
I would add: [Gollum speaking] “Girl, I’m gonna put My Precious on it.”
Also: [Ent speaking] “I could rend and cleave a swath of Orcs 20 wide with the wood I carry for you.”