Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
People: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
What would Jesus do?
I kinda resent the term “Christian Left” as if Christ would take a side. Jesus Christ was only one phenotype described accurately above. The “Christian Right” ignores inconvenient doctrine entirely. They prefer WWF-guns-blazin’-4x4-off-roadin’-baby-kissin’ Jesus to the true hippie-leper-healing-eye-through-a-needle-money-changer-evicting Jesus.
Texas man finds face of Jesus on breakfast taco (To read the story, click image or here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/4342609407/face-of-jesus-appears-in-three-cheese-pizza-to)
The guy’s probably never seen Rob Zombie.
FAMOUS TAXIDERMIST and PAINTER OF JESUS
WORLD FAMOUS HOLE N” THE ROCK HOME
15 miles South of Moab, Utah
Painting of the Christ by A. L. Christensen
Memorial of A. L. Christensen, famous artist, sculptor and taxidermist and home of Gladys L. Christensen, widow. 14 rooms (5000 square feet of floor space) personally engineered and sculptured into the sandstone rock by Mr. Christensen from 1945 until his death in 1957.
Does the Museum of Bad Art know about this?
Mormon Jesus is the blondest Jesus
Does his chin look like ant mandibles to anyone else?