Playing this part always cheers me up.
(Source: vicforprez, via youforgottoremember)
Archie McPhee Halloween Costume Suggestion #2
Go as a family portrait. Whenever anyone wants to take a picture assume the same position and expression. You could pick a favorite real photograph and recreate it over and over again, or just imagine an awkward family photo you wish was real. Our portrait includes a Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask, a Cardinal Mask, a Creepy Horse Mask and a Pig Mask.
Tried some of these out yesterday:
Quality.
(via laughingsquid)
Probably not being a good role model holding the shot of Knob Creek. …if the Mrs. only knew 1/10 of the shenanigans there’d be trouble.
I am not amused.












