I am not amused.BEST VALENTINES EVER.
I would add: [Gollum speaking] “Girl, I’m gonna put My Precious on it.”
Also: [Ent speaking] “I could rend and cleave a swath of Orcs 20 wide with the wood I carry for you.”
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…but what does he know.
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Those followers that still follow you no matter what you spam <3 <3 <3
The human cost of an iPad »
Over the last 3 months, Apple made 13 billion $ in profits. As the article points out, Apple has the leverage and power to demand changes in factory conditions. Should it choose not to, it is most likely that no one else will. As of yet, it seems they’d rather wage PR campaigns than actually change the way they do business.
Strange how Apple has been perceived as such a clean and green and keen company when their record on charity and worker’s rights is dismal. Meanwhile, the Bill Gates foundation has nearly eradicated polio in India and saved millions from malaria in Africa.
Free will.
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OK Mitt, we’re now ready for your vision of the future.
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My brother and I created the Flying Squirrel when we were on the high school diving team. The trick was to get as close to the water as possible without belly flopping by folding back into a “V” pike at the last possible moment. The “V” also acted like a can opener upon entry… Kablooey! …so the dive had drama throughout.
Advanced Style: Ilona Royce Smithkin (by plioplyte)
I want to be Ilona when I grow up.
She is adorable. Some gems:
- About her age: “I cannot buy green bananas anymore.”
- About materialism: “We live in a time where advertising has taken over and everybody wants the newest things. And we must have it. But if we don’t have it, we are not going to die. It’s a wonderful thing not to need to have something.”
- About fashion: “I have no need for it because I have my own ideas what I like and what I think is chic.”
